Hey, it's you. You're back. Where have you been Ozzie? By the way, that is my spot on the chaise lounge. Do I need to kill you?
Aw, it's ok. You can stay there. I' ll let you live. I guess I kinda missed you last week.
By the way, did you notice I have been to the doggie beauty salon? I look pretty cute, don't I? Nicole and I did salon treatments while you guys were out of town. I think mine were more of a success then hers. At least mine didn't hurt. You should have heard her yip.
You might think of going to the barber yourself Mister. You look a bit rough.