Today was one of those days when I should have stopped while I was ahead. My plan was to get caught up on some of the Block of the Month projects I have joined, since heaven knows I haven't been keeping up all that well. I must have a dozen blocks to make in all to get current. The blocks above are the Simply Sophisticated BOM blocks for Month Three. Cute little square in a square block, which went together like a dream. I even made one in black and white for the applique quilt I am going to make for my future grand child if I ever have one.
I should have been happy with that, and just turned off the Bernina and shut the door of the sewing room. Go read a book or something. Run the vacuum.
But I didn't. I thought "well, that was nice, I believe I will move on to Month Four". Month Four is the block Card Trick, which most of you are probably familiar with. I have always wanted to make a Card Trick quilt, but have never gotten around to it. My friend Lisa, who has a much better imagination than I do, once told me that she doesn't care for that block and would never make an entire quilt out of it.
Let me just say that for every seam I sewed correctly on these blocks, I sewed two or three the wrong way. I am completely covered by little threads produced by all the seam ripping. You know the Paul Simon song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"? Just substitute the words "50 Ways to Sew a Block Cattywampus" and you will have my story in a nutshell.
Finally, after WAY too much time had gone by, the blocks were finished. Pressed to death, fabric stretched all out, and crummy points.
And I HATE them. They are ugly and executed poorly. Every single thing about the blocks is just wrong. That baby diahrrea colored solid fabric does not add one single thing towards making me like it any better.
Just so you know, the problem here was all Operator Error, by which I mean my lack of satisfaction with these two blocks has nothing to do with the pattern, and everything to do with my inability to follow directions and my lack of spatial awareness. I even pressed the seams all in the wrong direction.
At the end of this project, if I have any fabric left over, which I think I will, I plan to make two different blocks and substitute them in the place of these.
The one in black and white doesn't annoy me as much, but it gave me plenty of grief too. You would think by the time I got to the third one, I would have the technique down, but you would be wrong.
Ok, I am going to go have a glass of chardonnay now.