I think he is trying to tell me something...What could it be?
Honestly, this dog is such a clown. If he isn't dozing on my favorite chair, he is teasing me with something. He is so expressive and comical it is ridiculous. He lives to torment me non stop 24/7.
It is so clear, what he is saying. "Nicole. Nic-ho-ho-hol? What's wrong with this picture? Tee hee hee".
"Betcha can't catch me! Come on, at least TRY!"
So of course I fall for it every time and chase around the house after him shouting "Leave it! LEAVE IT!" It is no surprise those were my little grand daughter Eva's first words. It is wildly amusing for both her and Ozzie to see me in such a fluff after him.
Yeah right. Really funny. He almost always wins too.
At least it wasn't worse. Remember this? My quilt top. In the wet grass.
And when he killed THREE of my irons one after the other?
And this? My new knitting project?
Or his all time worst, this... No explanation necessary for this visual.
I don't know why I let him live.
Ha ha, to funny!
I feel for you, I too have a furry terrorist :-) (or 3) life would be totaly boring without them.
I babysat my daughters dogs last weekend. After leaving the room for a few minutes I returned to find her little boy on my sewing table with his leg hicked, I screamed, he peed faster! All over my sewing machine........ She recieved several colourful text and the machine was quickly stripped and serviced! (thanks sweetie) Needless to say, he's no longer allowed in grandmaws sewing room!
Your little man sure is handsome.
Thanks for the chuckle,
Tisha
Posted by: Tisha | February 08, 2013 at 04:35 AM
That's so funny! You let him live because he's soooo cute. He might drive you crazy but that's what probably keeps you sane. Does that make sence? Give Ozzie a pet for me, have a happy weekend. ;->
Posted by: Toni Anne | February 08, 2013 at 04:48 AM
Thanks for the chuckle this morning. Thanks for the pictures of Ozzie this morning.Hope he behaves today.
Posted by: Brenda | February 08, 2013 at 05:07 AM
He's so cute. You want help but laugh at that yarn all over his head.
Posted by: Carol | February 08, 2013 at 05:07 AM
Wow! How'd he end up on your machine? Now that I'm impressed with. My dog Gabriel can match him for the rest, but she's never gotten on the table. However, one time we fed her some raw fish for dinner. Instead of eating it, she decided it would be much better to pull it out of her bowl, drag it into the living room and roll around on it on the carpet. She has a penchant for rolling in dead stuff and other things that smell just as bad. Your stomach must hurt from laughing so hard at him. But laughter's great exercise and also good for your heart!
Posted by: Dee | February 08, 2013 at 05:22 AM
Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie. You make Nicole's life a huge adventure! Thanks for the smiles this morning.
Posted by: Jocelyn | February 08, 2013 at 05:25 AM
That is hilarious (for me not you). We have had a rough week around here (home invasion with my husband here!). All is fine with the exception of I no longer have an iPad and my nerves are shot. I really needed to smile and this definitely made my day. Good luck with that dog. He is definitely a constant challenge.
Mary
Posted by: Mary Kastner | February 08, 2013 at 05:30 AM
With a face like that how can you ever not smile??!!
He just wants to make sure that he gets his share of attention.
Posted by: Sherry V. | February 08, 2013 at 05:59 AM
LOL!!!
Posted by: Marsha | February 08, 2013 at 06:04 AM
Love your pics. Made my day to see other people have pets just like mine. My husband gave me a little Yorkie for Christmas and we have had several discussions about the iron cord and fabric and quilt pieces and various other fascinating items around the house. Enjoy!
Posted by: Donna | February 08, 2013 at 06:19 AM
Ahhhh...cute, cute Ozzie. He is just trying to keep you on your toes Nicole, and seems he does a fine job of it, LOL. Way cute furry kid. Hugs to you and scratches to Ozzie...
Posted by: Nancy in Utah | February 08, 2013 at 06:20 AM
Too cute!
Posted by: Tracey Holzer | February 08, 2013 at 06:24 AM
A whole Ozzie post! Yippee! I was happy to see him in his favorite chair in the background the other day and now, a whole blog entry just about him! The shoes are his biggest coup (shining glory/finest accomplishment??) don't you think? He always makes me smile!
Posted by: Jan | February 08, 2013 at 06:34 AM
Thanks for the laughs this morning but I realize it's not all funny. I'd still be in mourning for those cute shoes. What a charming and adorable tormentor you have in Ozzie!
Perhaps Ozzie is the class clown - as long as someone is laughing or chasing him, he'll perform. Where is the nearest dog behavior modification class?! :)
I enjoyed the Ozzie post!
Hugs!
Posted by: Barbara Anne | February 08, 2013 at 06:45 AM
Love your post this morning! What hilarity! Laughter is good medicine, we need more laughter in our lives. I just love that your granddaughter's first words were Leave It ! Ha! you've made my day. The best photo is the one with the yarn. Just a hoot.
Posted by: Michele Gailey | February 08, 2013 at 08:06 AM
It's a strange sensation to "GASP" and giggle at a post...all at the same time. :-) Glad you have a good sense of humor over his shenanigans....
Posted by: Jan @ Quilting Revolution | February 08, 2013 at 08:14 AM
Too funny...it's the FACE that has saved him every time!! Adorable...right??
P
Posted by: Paulette Doyle | February 08, 2013 at 08:19 AM
Sweetie. I would advise getting him a friend, but that would likely backfire on you and you would be chasing two of them! Just wait until Eva gives you the same runaround! It won't be long!
Posted by: Jennifer G | February 08, 2013 at 09:06 AM
What's not to love!?! Did I ever show you a picture of the quilt Maggie ate a piece out of? I'll have to post about that......
Posted by: Jean | February 08, 2013 at 09:06 AM
Ozzie is wonderful, in spite of all the destruction. How could one not love him? I remember those shoes. You could write children's stories about Ozzie (or horror stories).
Posted by: Susan Ramey Cleveland | February 08, 2013 at 09:17 AM
OMG! Hilarious photos, of not so hilarious behavior :)
Posted by: AnnieO | February 08, 2013 at 09:21 AM
Oh what a clown. But, just look at that face. You gotta love a face like that!
Posted by: marilyn | February 08, 2013 at 09:34 AM
How could you NOT let him live...he is so freaking cute! Thanks for the update on Ozzie. I think that post above about writing children's books about him would be great!
Posted by: Nancy Watkins | February 08, 2013 at 09:44 AM
He is so cute - that's why he can get away with all that!
Posted by: Linda Kay | February 08, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Have you seen this website?
http://www.dogshaming.com/
Owners have left pictures of their dogs and the horrible things they have gotten into. Yours would be perfect.
Posted by: Mary L. | February 08, 2013 at 10:38 AM